If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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