so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize