Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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