Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
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