Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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