i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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