we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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