Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
