What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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