just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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