i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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