I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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