Need sex. Gaining weight.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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