Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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