I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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