How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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