no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Randomize
