At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
