R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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