You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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