I hope mine doesn't look like that
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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