Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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