She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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