Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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