The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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