the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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