idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Mom said you looked used
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
