he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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