i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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