you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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