im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
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