Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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