Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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