im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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