I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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