were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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