Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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