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I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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