I love black thongs
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Randomize
