Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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