drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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