So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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