I am puke
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
