Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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