Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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