Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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