he puts the penis in happiness.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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