Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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