I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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