if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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