shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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