i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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