How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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