OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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