He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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