I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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