well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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