a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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