I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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