it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
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