I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Bring me that man meat
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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