i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
